Here to make you happy every Happy Hour, Green Monké’s 2:1 CBD to THC ratio gives you a casual and effervescent social high that you’ll feel in about 15 minutes and is perfect for finally talking to your crush (we totally believe in you, plus you’re having a good hair day).
“It somehow tastes like tang, my favorite soda and this one medicine I loved when I was a kid. Only this time, I’m having as much as I want, dad.” - my cousin Dave who is big and has a beard and drives a motorcycle and isn’t ready to settle down just yet but his father keeps pushing him (I think he just cares, though).
Ingredients: carbonated water, sugar, natural flavors, citric acid, cannabis emulsion, sucralose, beta carotene. Contains: Coconut (tree nuts).
How does it make me feel? Thankfully, Orange Passionfruit is low-dose so you don’t have to stop at just one can... unless you want to, which is totally fine. You see, OP is very supportive, like my grandma or a really comfortable bra. It just wants you to feel relaxed and be yourself.
We’re an anytime soda that pairs well with your favorite bag of chips or anything fun. Pizza delivery, movie nights, avocado-is-extra moments, and parties of all sizes, we go where the energy flows.