No Hangovers.

A new kind of social drink.

Our Happy Sodas give you the green light for fun, without the next-day regret.

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Find Your Flavor

Balanced THC & CBD infused sodas with nostalgic flavors and good vibes.
  • Green Monké Blue Raspberry soda can on a bold colorblock backgroundGreen Monké Blue Raspberry soda can with fresh berries and lemon

    Blue Raspberry

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  • Green Monké Mango Guava THC soda can on a bold colorblock backgroundA colorful beverage can of Green Monke hemp THC-infused soda, upright in a styled flat lay surrounded by whole and sliced guava and mango fruits on a bright gradient background.

    Mango Guava

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  • Green Monké Tropical Citrus THC soda can on a bold colorblock backgroundGreen Monké Tropical Citrus THC soda can with fresh pineapple, grapefruit and orange

    Tropical Citrus

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  • Green Monké Orange Passionfruit THC soda can on a bold colorblock backgroundA can of Green Monke hemp THC-fused soda upright in the center, surrounded by sliced oranges, whole and halved passion fruits, and small drops of passion fruit syrup on a peach-to-purple gradient background.

    Orange Passionfruit

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  • Green Monké Lychee THC soda can on a bold colorblock backgroundA colorful can of Green Monkey hemp THC-infused soda is centered on a pink background, surrounded by fresh strawberries and lychees. The can features a vibrant, multicolored psychedelic pattern with the brand name Green Monke printed on the can

    Lychee

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  • Green Monké Orange Cream THC soda can on a bold colorblock backgroundGreen Monké Orange Cream THC soda can with melted creamsicle

    Orange Cream

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— THREE EASY STEPS

How Green Monké works.

From crack to chill. Built to be sessionable — start low, go slow.
Person holding a can of Green Monke Orange Passionfruit THC soda next to an open cooler with more THC sodas on a checkered blanket outdoors.

1. Crack a Can

Pick your mood. Each flavor has a dose to match — light-lift 5mg THC or full-vibe 10mg THC.
Two people passing a can of Green Monke Orange Passionfruit THC soda next to a pool

2. Feel the Lift

Our fast-acting infusion kicks in around 15–30 minutes. Smooth, social, and easy to dial in.
Four cans of Green Monke Orange Passionfruit THC soda at a party

3. Stay Social

Relax, laugh, and enjoy the moment — from the afternoon to evening — all without the alcohol.

— THE COMPARISON

Lighter nights. Clearer Mornings.

See how it stacks up against the old standby.

Green Monké

SMOOTH

Uplifting 1:1 THC + CBD ratio

Fast-acting, social buzz in 15–30 min

Just 25 calories & 5g sugar (or less!)

Zero hangover, zero next-day regret

Easy to pace, harder to overdo

Alcohol

LOUD

30–60 min until you feel it

100–250 calories per drink

Hangover, dehydration, brain fog

Easy to overshoot, harder to dial in

Disrupts sleep and mood
Two Green Monke Skinny Amalfi Spritz cans with THC and THCV, resting in ice inside a cooler on a beach with people playing volleyball in the background.

The 10-Calorie Aperitivo.

Meet Skinny Amalfi Spritz — the first Green Monké drink that isn't a Happy Soda. Bitter orange, lightly sparkling, built for the hour before dinner.

Zero sugar, 10 calories, and a rare new ingredient we've never put in a can before. Golden hour, in your hand.

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— THE FEEDBACK

What people are saying.

Hear what customers have to say about our THC & CBD infused Happy Sodas.

Tastes like McDonald's orange drink when I was a kid. It's the drink that goes with everything and the one I reach for most.

- Joann

Orange Passionfruit

Great flavor. Effects aren't overpowering. You're still able to get tasks done. Way better than other edibles!

- CoCo

Blue Raspberry

I like them over ice like a cocktail. Makes me feel engaged, a bit giggly, and a nice smooth buzz.

- Jana

Tropical Citrus

This is sooo good. It's my go to on a Tuesday night when I'm swapping out my wine. It's great with TexMex and Asian food. AND no guilt - 25 calories but tastes like 100+!!!

- Joann

Mango Guava

This tropical citrus THC beverage is an absolute standout in the world of cannabis-infused drinks. From the first sip, you're hit with a bright, zesty burst of citrus.

- Mel

Tropical Citrus

This product is delicious and amazing the taste is mind blowing . I loved it and drank it with lots of excitement as I shared this amazing bubbly with my friends.

- Mary

Orange Passionfruit

The flavor is 10/10 and the relaxing feel is also 10/10 - highly recommend.

- Siul

Blue Raspberry

— THE VIBES

A Monké for Every Moment

From poolside to last-call — here's where a Happy Soda can fit in.
Two people passing a can of Green Monke Orange Passionfruit THC soda next to a pool

Float Mode

Cooler stocked, towel claimed. Orange Passionfruit over ice and the afternoon takes care of itself.

Green Monké THC sodas shared on a blanket in the sun

Blanket Time

Snacks out, sun glistening. Easy to pace, easy to share, easy to stretch into golden hour.

Friends out at night with Green Monké THC sodas instead of alcohol

Out, Not Off

When the night calls but the hangover isn't on the invite list. From first drink through last call.

Green Monké THC soda over ice with a berry garnish

Pour It Pretty

Over ice with a citrus twist or fruity garnish. Perfect to build into a non-alc sip for the whole gang.

Green Monké THC sodas at a backyard gathering under string lights

House Hours

String lights on, music queued. A 1:1 ratio that takes the edge off without taking the night off.

Green Monké THC soda by the grill at a backyard cookout

Grill & Chill

Smoke curling off the grill and the cooler doing the heavy lifting. The perfect sip between flips.
A man sitting outdoors on a bench holding a can of hemp THC-infused soda and a single Lemon Drop mix stick.

Drop It. Mix It. Vibe!

Meet Green Monké Mix Sticks — everything you love about our Happy Sodas, shrunk to a pocket-sized pour.

Go bright with Lemon Drop or build your own with unflavored Crystal Clear. 10mg of full-vibe lift, wherever you go.

PICK YOUR STICK