No Hangovers.
A new kind of social drink.
Our Happy Sodas give you the green light for fun, without the next-day regret.
Find Your Flavor
Balanced THC & CBD infused sodas with nostalgic flavors and good vibes.
How Green Monké Works.
From crack to chill in three easy steps. Built to be sessionable — start low, go slow.
01
Crack a Can
Pick your mood. Each flavor has a dose to match — light-lift 5mg THC or full-vibe 10mg THC.
02
Feel the Lift
Our fast-acting infusion kicks in around 15–30 minutes. Smooth, social, and easy to dial in.
03
Stay Social
Pour over ice. Put on the playlist. Enjoy the moment without the next-morning math.
— THE COMPARISON
Lighter nights. Clearer Mornings.
See how it stacks up against the old standby.
Green Monké
SMOOTH
Uplifting 1:1 THC + CBD ratio
Fast-acting, social buzz in 15–30 min
Just 25 calories & 5g sugar (or less!)
Zero hangover, zero next-day regret
Easy to pace, harder to overdo
Alcohol
LOUD
30–60 min until you feel it
100–250 calories per drink
Hangover, dehydration, brain fog
Easy to overshoot, harder to dial in
Disrupts sleep and mood
— THE FEEDBACK
What people are saying.
Hear what customers have to say about our THC & CBD infused Happy Sodas.
— THE VIBES
A Monké for Every Moment
From poolside to last-call — here's where a Happy Soda can fit in.
Float Mode
Cooler stocked, towel claimed. Orange Passionfruit over ice and the afternoon takes care of itself.
Blanket Time
Snacks out, sun glistening. Easy to pace, easy to share, easy to stretch into golden hour.
Out, Not Off
When the night calls but the hangover isn't on the invite list. From first drink through last call.
Pour It Pretty
Over ice with a citrus twist or fruity garnish. Perfect to build into a non-alc sip for the whole gang.
House Hours
String lights on, music queued. A 1:1 ratio that takes the edge off without taking the night off.
Grill & Chill
Smoke curling off the grill and the cooler doing the heavy lifting. The perfect sip between flips.
