Here to make your Happy Hour even happier, Green Monké’s 2:1 CBD to THC ratio gives you a casual and effervescent social high that you’ll feel in about 15 minutes and is perfect for finally showing everyone that you’re the funny one in the group (sorry, Jennifer).
“Mango Guava tastes like I’ve thrown my work computer into the ocean, and am now lying in a hammock on the beach. Also, my ex walks passed and he has not aged well. It makes me smile.” - James, consumer & Aquarius.
How does it make me feel? With only 3 mg of THC, you don’t have to sip your Mango Guava too slowly - which is fortunate because I am physically unable to. MG transports you to a pool with a beautiful lifeguard and your favorite band playing over the speakers, feeling fresh AF.
We’re an anytime soda that pairs well with your favorite bag of chips or anything fun. Pizza delivery, movie nights, avocado-is-extra moments, and parties of all sizes, we go where the energy flows.